Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Nasty nunMany years ago I went to a convent primary school and (obviously) was taught entirely by nuns. Now everyone knows that nuns are amongst the most evil people on this earth....but still kids love to torment them.....
One teacher we had was Sister Anne and she was a one legged nasty nun - the leg had been lost in a cycling accident some years earlier. She spent most of the year tormenting me in particular but one day I was not the usual suspect. Two girls sat in front of me; Samantha and Katie. Katie was everyone's favourite person - really pretty but also a bitch - which no one seemed to notice because they were blinded by her beauty. Samantha was just a pain in the arse. Samantha decided to have a go at Katie - no idea why because Samantha had a crush on Katie....Anyway, Samantha spends ten minutes stuffing pieces of paper down Katie's jumper - ramming them down with a wooden ruler....As this was a good Catholic school we had always been told to turn the other cheek - so Katie simply tried to ignore Samantha.
So why didn't Sister Anne notice anything? Because she was downstairs (school in an old house) making a cup of tea for herself (!). Eventually another member of the class goes downstairs to tell Sister what Samantha has been up to - Katie is by now in tears, not least of all because it's her ruler that's being used. Samantha is ordered downstairs with the ruler....the whole class goes to the door to listen...and we are rewarded with the satisfying noise of ruler on bare legs accompanied by appropriate swishing and screams...until.....Crack! The ruler breaks....Sister Anne calls out for a ruler from her teacher desk....they were ALL METAL....The ruler is handed over, Samantha receives the remainder of her sixty of the best and is sent back upstairs suitably chastised....
Ten minutes later Sister Anne calls for the class - excluding Samantha - to come downstairs....when we get there she has put out drinks of orange squash and biscuits for all of us....with the instructions that we can take the biscuits back upstairs if we want but not to give any to Samantha....
Samantha, where ever you are, you didn't deserve that.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:14,
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