Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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ive thought of onei was on a works night out from the shitty call centre that i used to work in.
1) called one of my team managers "postman fat" because i hated him and he was fat, too far?
2) robbed a pile of free drinks vouchers and tried to sell them back to the person giving them out in the first place, too far?
3) ended up going to the walkabout of all places and drinking loads whilst talking to my bemused boyfriend about all this as i had been advised to leave by one of my mates who had been talking to postman fat. too far?
4) on hearing the name kitty, but not actually this kitty another kitty in the bar, being called to the "babe or minger" (classy liverpool tradition) competition decided that i should join the competition anyway to the comperes confusion, too far?
5)when it was my turn to "wow" the baying crowd with my "babeness" i just shouted "i dont fucking care what you think of me you bunch of scally fecks, piss of back to the tanning salon and kiss my big shiny ass" and other profanities until my turn came to an end, the level of my babeness was supposed to be decided by the applause, i just got stunned silence, but the compere was so shocked he decided to let me through to the next round amyway, then asked the bouncers to get me downstairs, too far?
6) kicking a man in bargain booze up the bum, then when he asked wht i was doing saying, "what? i'll kick you in the ass you fool......."and kickin up the ass again but this time with a run up.
7)taking the next day off work withouit telling anyone because of the embarrasment? too far?
ask my then employees, i kept my job but i havent been back to the walkabout, i got moved to a different room from postman fat (other managers i think found this secretly hilarious) and thank goodness have never seen the bum kickee again.
weeeergh
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:56, Reply)
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