Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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It shouldn't happen to a vet...Tony was a vet. He and his friend Benji went to Flesh at the Hacienda, many moons ago, and decided, in their infinite wisdom, to get twatted on booze and mushrooms.
They were having such a good time that they didn't bother sleeping, rather they went straight to work, with out the requisite down time.
The first 'patient' of the morning was a little old lady whose budgie's talons needed trimming.
Unfortunately for her, Benji's eyesight was not what it should have been, and he inadvertently cut off the budgie's foot.
It all worked out OK though - he told her it had had foot cancer.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 16:21, Reply)
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