Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Creamy...it's a bit longer than i thot it would be i'm afraid...
when my sister turned 18 she decided to have a proper 18th bday party. it was held in a hall and we had a bar and, as usual at these things a buffet.
as this was my sisters party and not mine it was acknowledged i wouldn't really know that many people, hence my parents decided i was to be allowed one friend, katie. at this point as i'm a couple of years younger than my sis i was about 15/16, as was katie.
after a while both being a bit bored we gravitated to the buffet where (as it was homemade) we found some skooshy cream. not really being hungry we started messing about - i say we, but it was katie really. she skooshed some cream on a sausage and deposited it on my nose, and so started the cream fight. both of us then trying to dot each other with cream. up til the point i decided f*ck this and got a paper plate. i proceeded to skoosh cream on it till it was filled rather more than clown style. this i threw at katie and it landed on the side of her head, covering her hair and the right side of the suede coat she'd borrowed from her aunt....too far?
she thot it was and didn't talk to me for about 3 weeks afterwards, but not from my point of view as i actually aimed at the bin which was behind her and to the right, and it would have landed inside ok if only she'd stayed where she was!!! ....we'r still good friends to this day.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 18:44, Reply)
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