Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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How to embarass the unembarassable (If thats a word)So, me and my friend Ben were sittin on the bus back from college a couple of years ago when, at the front of the bus, we spotted a bald guy. Thinking there was nothing out of the ordinary we just carried on talking about how the bus we were on stank of piss (fuckin old people smell).
Aaaanyways, the bald man rose from his seat sporting the most amazing mullet ever. Resembeling a mudflap of all things.
Upon seeing this monstrosity I preceeded to jump up at the back of the bus and shout "Oh my god look at his hair!!!! Its a mudflap-mullet!!!"
Ben is impossible to embarrass, yet, that outburst caused him to hide himself at the back of the bus
too far?
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 0:21, Reply)
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