Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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politically correct?
Kicking about killing time on a film set (never as glamourous as you think), someone's reading the paper and exclaims, 'apparently in london a car gets broken into every 12 seconds'.
'Isn't that children dying in Africa?'
'No, that's every three seconds'
'Oh right'
'But then, a child dying in Africa doesn't cost me anything.'
Going to hull.
( , Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:53, Reply)
Kicking about killing time on a film set (never as glamourous as you think), someone's reading the paper and exclaims, 'apparently in london a car gets broken into every 12 seconds'.
'Isn't that children dying in Africa?'
'No, that's every three seconds'
'Oh right'
'But then, a child dying in Africa doesn't cost me anything.'
Going to hull.
( , Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:53, Reply)
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