Heard a story about a local rugby team....
...they had a player on thier side whose party trick on every night out was to back in one a bottle of Newcastle Brown in about 3 seconds. Each to they're own I suppose, I always thought that after a bottle of that your mouth tastes of ashtray the next morning, but hey ho. This team were getting bored of the showoff so they concocted a plan.

One of the player's mates was in the glass business, and they gave him a bottle of newky brown to empty. He drilled a tiny hole, and emptied the bottle away of it's contents. The team then provided this glass-mechanic (so to speak) with a bucket full of piss and shit and filth along with a funnel. The glass bloke filled the bottle, and then promtly sealed the bottle back up. Looks good as new.

They go down the local after a match the next week, and one of the players smuggles the bottle into the pub. A few of the players ask for someone to get the rounds in, and for the showoff to do his trick again. He gets all pumped up and excited, and waits for his bottle. They open it, and all chant happily "Down in one, down in one".

He made it half-way. It come back up and re-decorated half of the bar with the contents just as quick as his beer attempt. The landlord had to close the bar for an hour just to clean the shit and piss up, and the team were promptly banned from the pub.

I guess he won't be showing off again.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:54, Reply)