Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Guy I used to work with about 4 years back.......split up with his ex (well she split up with him morelike). She took it quite well, but he didn't. He wanted revenge.
Late one night he got completely hammered drunk, and he decided to brake into her house (which she shared with 4 other students). She was asleep as was everyone else in the house. He stumbles into the kitchen, and turns the gas on in the oven and opens all the doors downstairs, until he arrives back into the kitchen and collapses in a crying state. Luckily one of the girls heard him stumbling about, and was able to raise the alarm before anyone was seriously hurt, and the Police turned up and arrested him.
He was later found Guilty of Attempted Murder, and sentenced to prison for a fair bit.
So, the next time you guys go into work and see some odd-bob in the corner, before you take the piss just think about what that odd-bob may be capable of.
Unless of course that odd-bob looks like "Spencer" from "Pheonix Nights", what a fucking mutant.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:10,
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