Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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May Boyfriend and Ay...
...have chatted on occasion about infidelity, or more accurately the price that would be exacted for it, if discovered.
His view is that even if he found me balls-deep in another lad in our bed, he wouldn't lay a finger on me, electing instead to do some serious damage to my unfortunate partner-in-crime, doubly so if it was someone he knew I cared about.*
My take is different: if I ever found him in a compromising position then he would be the one taking the licks, and I would only pause to spark his squeeze if he got in the way.* After all, the BF is the one who would be cheating, right?
The look I got from him when I told him this was definitely in the 'too far' category, but I don't see what the problem is.
Whaddaya think? Am I out-of-order? The rules of who-you-can-belt-and-who-you-can't are blurred under the circumstances :)
* And for the record, the pair of us are big, ugly and ill-tempered enough to make good on these rather negative promises. Mistaking either of us for your stereotypical limp-wristed spoon is indeed a mistake, and one that more than one dickhead has been warned against making :)
EDIT: For those with a need to know, Twat's post was a fictional, if graphic and thankfully quite brief account of the violent rape of a fifteen-year-old-girl by him and his friends, also around the same age at the time. That outline is all anyone needs - fits into the scope of this QOTW only in that the post itself was a step too far, as Che G says. Thing is, the question was asking for actual experiences - anecdotes, if you will - so what he did essentially is miss the point and hit a lot of folks' aggravation lobes instead.
( , Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:50, Reply)
...have chatted on occasion about infidelity, or more accurately the price that would be exacted for it, if discovered.
His view is that even if he found me balls-deep in another lad in our bed, he wouldn't lay a finger on me, electing instead to do some serious damage to my unfortunate partner-in-crime, doubly so if it was someone he knew I cared about.*
My take is different: if I ever found him in a compromising position then he would be the one taking the licks, and I would only pause to spark his squeeze if he got in the way.* After all, the BF is the one who would be cheating, right?
The look I got from him when I told him this was definitely in the 'too far' category, but I don't see what the problem is.
Whaddaya think? Am I out-of-order? The rules of who-you-can-belt-and-who-you-can't are blurred under the circumstances :)
* And for the record, the pair of us are big, ugly and ill-tempered enough to make good on these rather negative promises. Mistaking either of us for your stereotypical limp-wristed spoon is indeed a mistake, and one that more than one dickhead has been warned against making :)
EDIT: For those with a need to know, Twat's post was a fictional, if graphic and thankfully quite brief account of the violent rape of a fifteen-year-old-girl by him and his friends, also around the same age at the time. That outline is all anyone needs - fits into the scope of this QOTW only in that the post itself was a step too far, as Che G says. Thing is, the question was asking for actual experiences - anecdotes, if you will - so what he did essentially is miss the point and hit a lot of folks' aggravation lobes instead.
( , Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:50, Reply)
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