Dont what ever you do
Get drunk and stick a loo brush too far up your arse. It might get lodged there for 3 years and you will end in being deaded. Look at the daily mail.

Or offer your french teacher M&S caramel bites - unless you really really like them.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:51, 3 replies)

Did you read the article?
It wasn't stuck up her arse it was in her buttock.

Arse.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:21, closed)

Or
Don't go to Grantham A+E, ever. Its basically a shed with a large car park
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:25, closed)

ris?
link, please.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:45, closed)