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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Me grandad gave me advice once
When I was about either 11 or 12. We were sitting in his dining room with the rest of the family present.

Nutter - "You see Jeccy boy, I was looking at all the family photos last night and I suddenly realized that you are the last member of the family to carry our surname."
Me - "Am I?"
Nutter - "Yes...so I want you to get out there and get fucking."

Thanks for the advice you fucking old perv.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:16, 1 reply)
I think he was coming on to you.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:21, closed)

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