A man from Dreamytime Escorts once told me; "Never, ever, bloody anything ever!"
I've lived my life by that rule.

He also said that you shouldn't play "let's see who can fall out of the window the best" when you're drunk. Especially not on the 18th floor.

Best Regards,
Nicholas Parsons
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, 3 replies)

One of my favourites.
(dchurch bah, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:23, closed)

And
Mine as well...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:48, closed)

And me.
That box set was a good investment.
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:25, closed)