Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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My grandma turned 95 yesterday......she had a little shindig at her residential block down the road after we'd dropped round to see her. I thought I'd go along this morning and drop off a newspaper for her. She was sat in her living room, looking miserable and drinking endless cups of tea. Her sage advice?
"Don't mix sherry and gin and try to dance the Lambeth Walk with the retired Methodist preacher who annoys you on a daily basis... and when he declines don't throw the contents of your glass over him. Although Methodists are ruddy bastards, mind."
I'm curious to see if this advice might ever be applicable in my life.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)
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