Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Some advice I have heard over the yearsfrom various people:
- Never fart in India, unless you are sat on a toilet
- Wherever you be let the wind blow free, as holding it in will be the death of thee
- Stock is as good (or better) than money
- If one bus doth one way come, soon t'other way come t'other one
- Always listen to at least one Fall song - or ever better, album - every single day of your life
- Swearing is NOT a sign of limited vocabulary, you egregious, fescennine cunt
- Never trust a crown green bowler under 30
Dr S
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:20, Reply)
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