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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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First day of working in a school I was given the following pearl of wisdom...

"Son, you've got a job for life. There's only two things you can be sacked for: fraud or shagging the kids.".

To this day I've never known a school employee to be sacked for any other reason.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:28, 3 replies)
What if you pretended you'd shagged the kids
but hadn't?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:54, closed)
Then you're a saddo
as well as fired.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:34, closed)
Also
the NHS seems to be similar. Yay for slacking!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:42, closed)

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