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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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on my leaving for university
my friend gave me the advice that I follow to this day.

"Never take the gherkin out of a cheeseburger. It's probably the only bit of fibre you're going to get."
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:59, 5 replies)
Plus
It's technically a vegetable, so probably about 0.2 of your five a day.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 20 May 2010, 19:25, closed)
It's actually
technically a fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:03, closed)
I'd like to know...
...what proportion of all the gherkins grown worldwide actually end up scrunched up inside discarded McDs wrappers.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:55, closed)
I like gherkins
Do I win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:49, closed)
no
but you can have this cheeseburger if you want.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:18, closed)

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