shortly after
being caught shagging my girlfriend by my father at the age of sixteen, a huge argument ensued and I stormed over to my grandparent's house.

My grandfather, ever a rational and caring man, gave me these words of advice:

"Now boy, you can do it all you like, but always remember it's the second hole from the back of the neck."
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:52, 1 reply)

and after a few years
its any hole that she'll let you have.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:29, closed)