This might be the best story I've ever read on B3TA
Fantastic, utterly brilliant.

'Gash Mark 6' was my personal favourite.


What happened with Amy then, did it all work out? Up the arse on a first fuck is always a good sign.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:07, 1 reply)

No, I'm afraid not...
We stayed together for an intensive 'hot'n'heavy' session that involved highly-charged emotions and the almost hourly exchange of bodily fluids...but it only lasted a couple of weeks, we weren't really compatible and she moved in with some friends across town. Slowly, she started sorting her life out, and I'd like to think that I played a (small) part in helping her out of the rut she was in.

I left this bit off the end because I couldn't find a way to (attempt to) put a funny spin on it - Besides, the post is long enough as it is!

Thank you for your kind comments to everybody who has replied.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:13, closed)