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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Use a sheet of cling-film when you're out rimming people.

They won't be able to tell the difference; you won't be sucking down malign bacteria.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:14, 1 reply)
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and the person you are rimming won't be in the least bit curious as to where you got a sheet of clingfilm from.

Get some free Dental Dams from your local GU clinic, they come in packets the same size as condoms so you can keep them in your pocket, and some are nicely flavoured.

Or, just flob on the brown eye and get stuck in, so long as there's no clinkers, it'll be ok. Probably. (Might be worth asking if they've had any Hep innoculations first)
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:32, closed)

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