Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Depends.If she passes out from the pain of having your bludger rammed up her dirtbox, you'd best stop and make her a nice hot drink. Then get your running shoes on.
If she's only letting you bugger her because she's had loads of booze and is on the verge of passing out, don't do it. She WILL sober up and regret it, possibly just as you plunge up to the nuts for the first time. Better to work her up to it when she's sober, savour the deed, enjoy the way she takes every inch, nice and slow. Use lots of lube and don't bang it in like Peter North.
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