Don't trust...
Anyone that carrys a dog. Or go out with a girl with smaller underwear than you. Or wears a hat when they drive. Hey, I don't make the rules!
(beatpig understands subliminalesbianmessagaying., Sat 22 May 2010, 10:45, 5 replies)

Surely
a girl with bigger underwear than the guy has got to be worrying?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:19, closed)

I was thinking this.
Maybe he just wears a little polo neck affair.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:01, closed)

As...
Much as the chillis used to wear!
(beatpig understands subliminalesbianmessagaying., Sat 22 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

More cushion for the pushin'

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:08, closed)

I survived over 100 000 miles on motorcycles...
...by knowing that someone driving in a hat would, at some time whilst in my field of vision, make a damn fool manoeuvre.

If the pillock was wearing a trilby, then it would be once every thirty five seconds.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sun 23 May 2010, 21:45, closed)