
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
( , Sat 22 May 2010, 14:14, 1 reply)

Never teach a pig to sing - it's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.
( , Sat 22 May 2010, 23:29, closed)
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