Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Bit harshThere used to be a chip shop in the old arches under Charing Cross Station in London. Godsend in the pre fast food/night-time economy days, especially when waiting for the 1am train to the arse end of SE London.
Anyway, early 1980s, been out to a gig, decided to go get some chips etc to kill time before train, some guy was working the queue, asking for money for a cup of tea, some guy took a real interest in his spiel, said to him very earnestly, "Let me give you some advice, why don't you do what I did when I had no money?"
Eagerly, the guy asking for money said, "Oh yeah.. what's that then?"
"Go and get a job, you poncing c*nt."
It's almost 30 years ago, and I still feel for the poor bastard. His face changed the way I imagine a kid's does when you tell them there's no Santa Claus.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:08, Reply)
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