The story below reminds me of some advice I was given by a nutter at a wake
"If you want to kill someone, run them over in a car, chances are you can blag that it was an accident and though causing death by dangerous driving carries a 14 year sentence, if you are sober and weren't speeding you'll probably get off"

He claimed to have done it. He made me very nervous. He also claimed that night that he killed someone by throwing them through a car windscreen but got away with it by planting a knife on him and telling the police he pulled a knife on him so he threw him through the windscreen.
( Peej, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:19, 2 replies)

Your mate sounds like the reincarnation of
The Incredible Bullshitting Man...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJSNL6Ms2uM
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 24 May 2010, 15:30, closed)

He's not my mate
I met him just the once
( Peej, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, closed)