Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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...Or the mental case in the next bed, who won't stop wittering all day and night about how he's "sorry, and it's not my fault, I didn't do it!" [what the hell was he doing on a Gastro-Intestinal ward?]
...Or the bloke who's lost control of his anal sphincter due to being nil-by-mouth for five days[*]
[*] No, erm, hang on - that was me....7 Days on Morphine was nice though, it's the only upside to a case of acute pancreatitis...
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