
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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...black pudding with brown sauce, then take him to the park on a nice sunny day.
Brownish-black diarrhoea will occur, shouting will ensue, smells will offend, posh people will tut-tut, peace will be ruined.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)
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