Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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However, if your prime aim.........is emptying the gloop-bin, then skip all this, down a couple of doubles and head straight for the brick faced lard-arse at the back of the group.
You'll get laid, she'll be so pleased that she'll get the drinks in, and you can brag to your mates about your scoring record (after a morning of sitting in the bath scouring your bell end with Cif, wishing you could do the same to the hideous memories seared forever on your subconscious).
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