Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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A Bit OutI would say it as;
"Never shag a woman who's stomach sticks out further than her tits"
The addition of;
"Well my knob sticks out further than my stomach"
Difficult to use 'trust' as my mothers stomach sticks out further than her tits, but I would trust her.
'Marry'! Nope, gotta shag em first - refer to first line.
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