My mother once told me
"It's okay, as long as you wash your hands afterwards"

*cries*
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:04, 4 replies)

..and maybe use a tissue to avoid spunk stains on the sheets?
( Vambo, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:11, closed)

How dare you!
Fluffles is a lady, and a chaste one at that, I'm sure.

Just because her Mum encourages her to frig herself loopy, doesn't mean she followed it through.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:42, closed)

A lot of quotes attributed to Heinlein popping up.
"Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing — and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:22, closed)

Masturbation is much better than casual sex I reckon
- You don't have to make a wank breakfast in the morning
- You don't have to cuddle a wank once you're done with it
- You don't have to tell a wank they're the biggest you've ever had
- Ever woken up in the morning and regretted the dubious quality of the wank you had last night? I think not

I could go on.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 26 May 2010, 23:24, closed)