I don't need no good advice, I'm already wasted
I don't need no special fix to anaesthetise me.

The slutty-looking one, meatball head, the ginger one who looks like she needs a good dinner and the one with the filthy oirish accent.
Girls Aloud, I'd do 'em all. Except that twat Cheryl Cole, because she ignored that piece of good advice 'if your husband cheats on you once don't stay with him because he's a rich, famous footballer, you money-grabbing twunt, because he'll do it again an no-one will care.'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:24, 4 replies)

I see a winner.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:38, closed)

You must be looking in a mirror
because all I see are mongflids and retardococks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:39, closed)

I want to borrow your mirror

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:50, closed)

Borrowmirror?
That's what me and Becky are going to call our baby!

Coinkydink!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:04, closed)

Our baby will be the retarded cousin of Flatucock
Poor sod.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 22:21, closed)