My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
Has your googling been your undoing? Has someone found your gay porn stash? Have you had a Gary Glitter moment in PC World? Tell us how your computer has ratted on you.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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The joy of CollegeMy friend learnt not to let anyone alone with his laptop at college after he did one day, and after we got bored of playing games, we decided to find how much of the hard drive he had filled with pron. So we did the usual, bring up cmd and as you do the standard search:
c:\ /s *.jpg
which needless to say seached his whole hard drive for jpg files.....
After a while we noticed that c:\documents and settings\admin\desktop\New Folder\porn\
was appearing for quite a while, so had lots of pictures in it, so we closed cmd and went over to this folder and opened it in full view of everyone.....
The cry of disgust was heard from the next block, and it turns out he has a granny fetish.
Lessons to learn from this are:
1) Dont keep your pron in an easily accessable folder.
2) Dont keep your pron in an easily accessable folder labled porn.
3) Dont keep your pron on a laptop which you take to college regularly.
4) Dont let bored and curious friends near your laptop without your supervision, should it contain a large volume of pron.
How glad I am of my external hard drive!
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Jimbo314 is drunk on, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:43,
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