My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
Has your googling been your undoing? Has someone found your gay porn stash? Have you had a Gary Glitter moment in PC World? Tell us how your computer has ratted on you.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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porn, ex-girlfriends and new colour printersEven though I HAD a girlfriend at the time, I was an avid browser for hawt les porn, no big deal.
One day I proudly came home early with a lovely new printer & some great quality gloss paper... after installing drivers, software & cartridges I needed some hi-res "source material" to print out.
On my drive - in my hidden porn directory - I found a lovely picture of two blondes in a "mutual carpet-munching" pose, so I printed that out to check out the "skin tones" & "colour-quality" of the printer.
Very nice I concluded and put the full-size, full-colour picture in my pile of printouts from my previous rotten old laser printer...
Forgetting that I'd printed something out the day before for my then girlfriend. Then I went out for a drink with I.T. friends.
When I got home she looked like a family member had died & confronted me with the evidence.
To be honest I really could'nt have given less of a f**k because we we're on the verge of splitting up anyway.
But it was still worth every second!!!
HEHE!
I'm still single, ladies!
And very very happy too!!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 6:45, Reply)
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