My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Organ duetsA friend of my wife (call her Mrs A) was happily married - to a church organist (Mr A), as it happened. They were still in touch with several friends from university... including another girl who also happened to be an organist.
So Mr A would regularly go off and practice organ duets with this girl.
One day Mrs A was using the computer, and opened up Mr A's copy of Outlook Express... only to find a whole series of graphic e-mails to and from the other organist. Turns out that organ duets really did mean 'organ' duets. Just not the sort that you can really perform in church.
The funniest thing was listening to my wife on the phone as Mrs A told her all of this: "He didn't... Never... What, you mean...? ... With a melon?"
(ps ScottFree: still working on it... but as Rob Manuel used to be a Robot PD customer I thought it only fair to return the favour by posting comments on his luvverly website)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:17, Reply)
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