My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
Has your googling been your undoing? Has someone found your gay porn stash? Have you had a Gary Glitter moment in PC World? Tell us how your computer has ratted on you.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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When I went out......with my cunt of an ex-girlfriend, I made her this nauseating jpg saying something like "Claire is lovely, she has a lovely bum" or some retarded fucking gay shit like that and put it on the desktop as a surprise. She loved it, we laughed, fucked etc...
Anyways, about a fortnight later my computer broke down and so my father and I tried to get it working and to my horror, the thing appeared as our background. Serves me right for being a total pricker I hear you cry - and, you'd be right!
Now, to avoid embarrassment, I maintain a strict policy of neutral desktops, like scenic lakes or double-ended dildo incest porn.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 11:01, Reply)
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