Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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It was a long time agobut I seem to recall that my beloved's choice of romantic words was,
"Fancy helping me to babysit my little brother?"
Which was of course code for,
"Fancy spending the evening snogging on the couch and fighting off my wandering hands after I've sent my brother to bed ridiculously early?"
How could a girl resist an offer like that?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:18, Reply)
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