Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Make 'em beg.I'm presuming that by 'going out' we mean rooting each other in a semi-permanent fashion. I learnt at a very young age to pick the hot chick everyone is trying to 'give one' to / 'ask out' etc, get to know her but in no circumstances try to get into her pants. Seemed to work very well. They'd wonder why 'he doesn't like me' etc and when you finally hit the sack it was like you were 'doing them a favour'- quite a sweet reward for your forebearance. Machivallean - mebbee - but works... and you don't have to ask them out and risk getting shat on. Have been married for nearly 10 years to a nice lady I snagged this way.
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:22,
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