Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Breaking the ice/porcelainMy current boyfriend spent too much time on computers in his first 6th form year so got relegated to mine, and as soon as i met him, i decided i likes him A LOT.
First week of term there's an ice breaker party at the local football club cue me being very drunk and trying to chat him up and failing miserably.. He walked off to go to the toilet and i followed him.
Once in there he turned around rather shocked to see me and i thought to myself "keep it casual don't go crazy or he'll see you for the crazy person you really are" so i decided to 'casually' sit down on the sink, which immediately ripped away from the wall pipes and everything.
I looked at him, looked at the cloud of dust settling behind me, ran like the wind out of that toilet and didn't look back!
I got a two hundred pound bill for the sink, but i got him the next week as well! and that was 2 years ago! :)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:11, Reply)
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