Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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This is so cornyI was in a gay club in Bradford aged about 18 (with a gay couple I lived with - I wasn't there for the ladies) and like most 18 year olds I was ragingly horny. On the night in question the club had a stripper on called Jake The Snake (his act involved his pet phython Sam). I had watched him strip and was very impressed ( and horny!) so decided to chat him up after his gig. As he was packing up my killer chat up line was.....
"Can I play with your snake?".
It's the worst and most cring-worthy line I have ever used and it still makes me barf to this day!
It did work tho....Although I wasn't very popular with the male gay population for quite some time for `poaching on their territory' OOPS!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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Gay ClubsAre cool for picking up women folk too.
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