oh thanks b3ta, just what I needed reminding of.
Dragging up yet another well repressed life event in front of total strangers (well you are).

Aged 15 I think, I played lacrosse -twas popular round our way. It mainly meant seeing more girls. And one of them was Claire. Claire was lovely. But a bit chunky. But most importantly, she had once spoken to me. Therefore, I was in love.

My plan was simple, phone her up, ask her to the cinema on Friday night.

After dialling about 40 times and hanging up before the last digit, it rang. My heartbeat somewhere in the mid 300's. My stomach acids eating through the lining and into my bowels. My nails bitten to stubs.

Someone pick up. "HelloisClairethereplease?" I stammer.

"Hold on." I do for ages. I can hear the background chatter - 'who is it mum? Dont know, some boy, a boy? who? i dont know pick it up!'

"Hi"

"Hi, its Coke"

nothing

"..from Lacrosse?"

"Oh yeah hi." Confused.

"Yeah hi. Erm aloadofusaregoingoutonfridaynighttothecinemaandIwonderedifyouwantedtocome"

I am so fucking SMOOTH.

"Erm, you want me to go with you?"

"erm, yeah"

"No, why do you think I would"

"Oh, I thought you'd like to."

"No, sorry, no."

"Are you sure?"

"yes!"

"really"

"yes!"

OK time to bring out the big guns.

Me: "Please."

Thats it. Thats the last bit i remember. I fucking said PLEASE. I actually begged her to go out with me. That millisecond has haunted me like forever. Fuck. Girls are stupid.

Later that week I cycled round and threw an egg at her house and pedalled away really fast. That showed her.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:04, 4 replies)

awww
I like this a lot!
We've all been through that unattractive unmanly period - made us who were are today!
...
*sobs*
(Adamish Time of death, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:15, closed)

Yeah, that showed her proper!
I wish there was an "I love this" button. Bless your heart - I'll happily supply eggs ad infinitum, for she was not worthy of you.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:35, closed)

she had once spoken to me. Therefore, I was in love.
We've all been there my friend, have a click!
(Madlyinsane, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:44, closed)

Me too
Excellent reaction with the egg. Top marks
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 8:27, closed)