Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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We were both caught out by a rainstorm walking between casinos in Monte CarloMy dinner jacket was soaked and her elegant dress was clinging to the curves of her body, I pointed to my luxury yacht moored in the harbour and said, “lets get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini”…then the PE teacher from my schooldays was shouting at me that nobody could leave until I climbed the gym rope and I was surrounded by jeering children. Then my alarm went off.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:22,
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