You think that getting together with your girlfriend was a happy accident?

Not so, friends.

Girls are sneaky devils (I should know. I am one), and situations where you’ve met the woman of your dreams are more likely than not to have been cunningly engineered without you suspecting a thing.

A few months ago, I met a lovely fellow, but not knowing how to get to run into him again without seeming mad/desperate and putting him off, I decided to manipulate the situation to my advantage. I set my facebook status to “schnuff is going to [insert name of small music festival here] this weekend”. I chose an artfully casual outfit and waited for Saturday. Sure enough, he read the update and decided to come too, all nonchalant-like, of course. We got together. I spent all weekend at his. It’s been half a year and I still haven’t left. He thought he was taking the initiative, but actually, everything went according to my cunning plans. But it all worked out fine in the end so I don't suppose he'll mind if he reads this.

Men? Sexual predators? Peh. There’s one born every minute (statistically speaking, that’s actually probably true).
(schnuff, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:52, 2 replies)

Well, we are the attractive sex
It's up to us to do the dancing and feathery courtship displays.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:51, closed)

Don't I Know It
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and you work as packs.

A few times I've stalked and launched my attack at prey only to find out, weeks later, that I had been set up.

Women who I was interested in would mysteriously appear in pubs about an hour after I got there.

"Fancy seeing you here!!"
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:34, closed)