Gents
You have no real input into the decision making process that goes on in a womans head. Especially if youre in a a bar/club etc. She has decided before you even see her. There is sometimes a small window of opportunity that can be exploited. It takes a little bit of confidence and its brash. But, it does work. Sometimes. And sometimes is better than never.

I am not blessed in the looks dept but I'm no monster. I learnt this from a bloke who looks like he should never have sex - ever - on goverment orders - but who does. Its easier than you think.

This is for those of you who just want to have random, one night stand type sex.

If you see a girl you would like to have sex with, walk up to her, at what appears to be an oppurtune moment, and say to her clearly, the magic word, with a smile:

"Hello."

And crucially, shut the fuck up for a few seconds.

The reponse tells you everything. If she is still there, make a simple - but non cheesy compliment. Be spontaneous, but a little secret - shoes are always a good starting point. But not if youre a shoe fetishist. However, she spent a lot of time choosing those shoes.

Now. You have less than a minute. After you get her name, and give her yours, dont let small talk start up. Remember, this isnt about a relationship, dont tell her how many kids you want.

You need to be totally and utterly respectful here, if this next bit comes off wrong then you havent a chance. There is about a 5-10% chance of this working. Thats pretty good odds.

Say, (again, be cool, be fucking fonzie but not too fucking fonzie) politely, but firmly, and looking at her eyes (not her fucking tits)

"I find you very attractive, would you like to come back to my flat?" - leaving no room for confusion, or otherwise implication.

- or a similar, but simple variant. Remember, its not the words, its your eyes and your body language doing the talking. Check yourself - make sure you are giving the right impression with the non verbal clues.

Chances are, its a no. However, its occasionally a yes. And thats fucking brilliant when it happens.

Make sure you tell her to tell her mates where shes going and that they have your number/address or something - a good little trick is when getting into a cab, get her to text the license plate to a friend beforehand.

I really dont think this is a mysoginistic approach. I havent had anyone tell me its awful. Theres no pressure, its just cutting through the bollocks. As I said, many women make their mind up there and then. Its just about efficiency - for her and you.

Of course, this is just a sex thing. If you want more, i suggest that after you say hello, and something nice, you start talking. And that my friends is easy - really easy - ask her what she does. Ask questions. Shut the fuck up. And listen.

thats all.

Women. Drop your knickers now.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:05, 2 replies)

I have a good friend
Who's been a nightclub dj for 20+ years and has shagged an extraordinary number of women. His technique starts with Hello and a big smile, then a comment about does your boyfriend know you're out? Then after a bit of chatting and joking the money shot, so when are you going to sleep with me then? I guess it helps he looks like a cross between Mike Myers and Tommy Lee Jones.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:29, closed)

All this is well and good
but personally, if you're looking for something more meaningful, I wouldn't ask her "What do you do?"

Almost as bad as "Do you come here often?"

No3l, 32, single :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:36, closed)