Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Er, no thanks loveIn my entire life, I've only been 'chatted up' once (at least, that I'm aware of: Mrs RWN has since pointed out that I'm chronically unable to pick up on 'signals').
Short story this one, which can be summed up simply by relating the girl's nickname: 'Cheesegrater'. Call me shallow but while beauty may only be skin-deep, when you can't even see the skin through the various dermatological afflictions well I'm afraid for me it's a problem that even super-strength beer goggles can't overcome.
After spending an evening fending off her unsubtle (read: desperate) advances, she finally got the hint. The last I saw of her she was having her face sucked off (possibly literally, although I try not to think about that) by a friend who'd had a lot more to drink than me -- or at least that was what he claimed the following day, just after turfing her out of his bed...
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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