Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Upon meeting my lover to be for the first time I'd had alot to drink...A-fucking-lot.
So much so, that when the club closed and we headed off to a little secluded club to chill at a table and have a drink, I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me whilst pulling out my keys to put on her finger.
Twice.
Other snippets from past adventures with my penis...
Telling a girl she looked just like the girl I watched on a bongo movie the night previous (again, pissed).
There are more, but my minds gone blank.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:52, Reply)
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