Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Marriage Vows.
Probably the ultimate Will You Go Out With Me.
I can remember mine well. And I can picture the thought processes of my ex-wife
For better, for worse
Better. Definitely better
For richer, for poorer
Doh! Richer please. That's a no-brainer...
In sickness and in health
Err. Can I ask the audience? OK. Health - 'cos him being sick would be yuccy. How could he buy me things if he's sick? Yes. I definitely want health.
To love and to cherish
Hard one this but I'll have cherish.
'Till death do us part
Or I get a better lawyer! - giggle! ROFL! British law means I get EVERYTHING!!
I did try to explain afterwards that the marriage vows weren't multiple choice. She just looked at me.
"That's what you think."
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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