Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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love in the fast laneour getting together wasn't particularly memorable, but i'll remember the break-up forever:
him: smash, we've been together for some time now(3 weeks) and i have a question to ask you.
me: what question?
him: will you move in with me?
me: (looking around his bedsit which is too small for even an experienced cat-swinger) errm.....no.
all goes well with us living separately, until...
him: smash, we've been together for a long time now(7 weeks), i have a really important question to ask you.
me: what question?
him: will you marry me?
me: ummm....do you know where i left my running shoes?
after a very hasty exit, i didn't lay eyes on him for almost 2 years. when i did see him, he was with a scrawny, tartan-clad harridan, pushing a tartan pram in which lay a tartan-clad baby girl.
he wasn't wearing tartan, but he was wearing a wedding ring and a look of complete and utter defeat.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:26,
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