Will you go out with me?
"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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On a beach, around a fire, with a guitar...
...the group had dwindled from twenty-odd down to just five, none of whom I'd known for more than 24 hours. The now Lady Slapknackers (also, as far as I know, in the company of at best casual acquaintances) suggested, for reasons that made perfect sense at the time, that she and her female companion would be willing to divest themselves of their clothes and run into the sea if only the three gentlemen present were to take the lead and perform said act themselves.
The three of us spent a couple of seconds looking at each other, said something the effect of, "Buggrit, why not?", promptly disrobed and legged it into the wet stuff.
And they didn't bloody keep their (well, strictly speaking, her) side of the bargain. Wasn't very warm either. Harumph.
Still, either allowances were made for the temperature of the water or bonus points were awarded for drunken bravado or something, but either way, that was seven years ago and our kids are very happy, as are we.
Edit: BTW, first post after a long lurk. Length, um... think of the cold! I'll try harder next time.
( , Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)
...the group had dwindled from twenty-odd down to just five, none of whom I'd known for more than 24 hours. The now Lady Slapknackers (also, as far as I know, in the company of at best casual acquaintances) suggested, for reasons that made perfect sense at the time, that she and her female companion would be willing to divest themselves of their clothes and run into the sea if only the three gentlemen present were to take the lead and perform said act themselves.
The three of us spent a couple of seconds looking at each other, said something the effect of, "Buggrit, why not?", promptly disrobed and legged it into the wet stuff.
And they didn't bloody keep their (well, strictly speaking, her) side of the bargain. Wasn't very warm either. Harumph.
Still, either allowances were made for the temperature of the water or bonus points were awarded for drunken bravado or something, but either way, that was seven years ago and our kids are very happy, as are we.
Edit: BTW, first post after a long lurk. Length, um... think of the cold! I'll try harder next time.
( , Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)
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