The old ones are the best
Earlier this year I was out watching the 6 nations with a couple of mates and we were enjoying watching England giving France a pasting (I think...please correct if wrong, may have been Scotland).

Obviously this rugby watching entailed an early start and after the match we decided to continue the revelry, going to Wetherspoons and watching Chelsea going out of the FA cup to Barnsley (great day, although not for the only 5 Chelsea fans in the bar) more drinking ensued and drunken bets were started including one friend doing a 'BLLLOOOAAAAHHHHHH' and head wobble into the largest boobs I'd seen on display but still slightly covered all night.

Obviously the night was getting on and we decided to drink some more and needed a later bar. After getting knocked back from Havana's we were told by a friendly bouncer that Watergates (10 points for guessing what city I was in) would accept us and I also knew the lady bouncer there.

Getting a round in and one of the guys wanted a smoke on the roof terrace (which we weren't sure was open) I decided to ask the young ladies if it was perhaps possible that the roof terrace would be open for some smoking pleasure with the following question:

'Hey, you look like smokers, is the roof terrace open?'

They weren't smokers...but she did say she worked for MI5.

Then a hairdresser, however I pointed out that her hair would be in better condition (Yep, I'm such a charmer...) if that were true

I then proceeded to get her drunk and persuade her that I should have her number so I could keep her safe (or somesuch).

6 months on and it's still going well!

Which is nice...

Never had to apologise for length, but I like to joke about it...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, 4 replies)

Havana's? Watergate's? That always let you in even when everywhere else is checking IDs?
I'm going to guess at Chester. Can I has my points now?
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:27, closed)

You
May claim you points!

Yeah, mate was wearing white trainers...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:02, closed)

Definitely not Scotland...
...we gave you a kicking this year ;-)
(rockdoctor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, closed)

Must
have been France then!

I thought you were referring to the Rangers fans in manc for a minute!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:05, closed)