Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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RejectionI knew she was the one, from the first time I saw her on that fateful morning in Wales.
Her shapely legs, her beautiful brown eyes, and the sunlight glinting off her beautiful long hair.
Without saying a word, I walked up to her and kissed her lingeringly on the lips.
"BAAAAAAAAHHH!" she exclaimed, and ran off. I cried for weeks.
Until I made her into a wooly jumper. That taught the bitch.
(Oh, and just for the sake of a shit pun: Will ewe go out with me?)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:16, Reply)
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