Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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I climbed up the ivy to her bedroom window, swung myself in......and dropped a bunch of roofies into her drink. Hiding in the wardrobe for long enough to watch her imbibe the lot, I then led her to my car and stuck it up her without a condom. Once she was pregnant it was as simple as explaining that if she wouldn't be my girlfriend I'd remove, kill and eat her unborn foetus. Simple as that, really.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:42, 1 reply)
And people say romance is dead.Tsk.
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